liqui-shits 

The terrible diarrhea you get the day after a high dose of DXM, before which you may have fasted for one day, and didn't eat for 24 hours before the trip. The liqui- prefix is derived from the Robitussin Liqui-Gels.

I took so much DXM that I got awful liqui-shits the next morning.

liqui-shits by BrothaFunk November 29, 2009

Liquid Shits 

The Erge to go to the bathroom in the #2 form, and while your in the process you feel like you just emptied out a bottle of Chocolate Milk

OMG i just went to the bathroom in there i just had a sick case of the liquid shits.

Liquid Shits by Rob December 18, 2004

Liquid shits 

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.

How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.

Liquid shits by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

liquishit 

(Noun) Liquishit, also known as the Squirts, is the nightmare of all fecal matter. You could be comfortably talking to a girl/boy you really like one moment, and the next moment you're clenching your fists and teeth just to resist the sudden urge to shit your pants. Once you do make it to a toilet, you destroy the bathroom. What feels like a volcanic eruption of 5 gallons of warm pudding comes violently streaming out of your asshole, causing the shit to splatter in the water quickly and splash back up all over your ass and possibly render the toilet unusable afterwards. The smell is horrific, and it's not always an easy cleanup. It is highly recomended to use a roomates item of clothing to clean the mess up and immediately burn it afterwards.

Be afraid.

Dude 1: Dude I was at this party having a great time until..
Dude 2: Until what, dude?

Dude 1: Until I ended up getting the liquishits..
Dude 2: Oh my god dude! That's literally shitty!
Dude 1: Yes dude, it was. Thank god they had curtains in their bathroom or I never would have cleaned the mess up
Dude 2: Dude..

liquishit by BeanR July 12, 2009

liquishit 

ooey-gooey oh-so-nice wet and wild semi-solid peri-sublimated anal excretion with a nutty flavor and rather dank odor.

my keyboardist paul's recent act of rebellion.

liquishit by offended April 29, 2003

liquishit 

when others think you are peeing but it's coming out the other end. In some cases, follows closely behind a chart.

I thought she was peeing but the smell told me she must have a bad case of liquishits.

liquishit by gmsb October 2, 2009

Liquishish 

Someone who is liquidy and fluent. They are nice with it. Liquidated in the past tense

Person 1: John is so techy with the ball
Person 2: He's liquishish, perse

Liquishish by TheGreatCreator May 28, 2024