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Leprosy on the lips, more commonly known as cold sores, and more awkwardly known as mouth herpes.

P1: I have cold sores. They hurt.
P2: HAHA Mouth herpes!!
P1: No, just a minor case of liprosy.

liprosy by errca October 29, 2008

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leprosy bread

When you burn bread to the point where it has somehow contracted leprosy.

Enjoy your future leprosy breads!

leprosy bread by leprosycooker86753o9 June 16, 2018

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cyber leprosy

a condition you have when your friends do not return your emails, instant messages, or texts.

I have sent a dozen emails to my best friend and she won't respond. I think I have cyber leprosy.

cyber leprosy by Lady Cupcake June 15, 2009

Laprosy

The disease your laptop gets when it gets old and starts losing it's keys and other bits.

"My I key just fell off my laptop, it must have contracted Laprosy"

Laprosy by barrintus May 5, 2009

Leprosy

Magic disease that befalls anyone who have ever tortured a leprechaun. Leprechauns are not part of Christian faith. Because of this, Jesus actively fought the green tricksters by healing their victims so they would convert to Christianity

Luke 5:13-14: 13. Jesus reached out his hand and touched the man. “I am willing,” he said. “Be clean!” And immediately the leprosy left him in a bright light that eventually formed a rainbow.

14. Jesus knew what needed to be done. He would followed the rainbow into the creatures den and he slew the helpless beast. In that moment he blessed his flaming sword and as it absorbed the soul of the Leprechaun .

Leprosy by RageAgainstTheFishcake July 28, 2019

Librosynthesis

li·bro·syn·the·sis

noun
the process by which bibliophiles use books to synthesize brainfood from words on a page. Librosynthesis generally involves the brain breaking down the content and generating satisfying knowledge as a byproduct.

Neo: “Hey Rose, we’re goin to a rave u down to come?”

Rose: “No thanks Neo, I’m fully undergoing librosynthesis and have merged with knowledge that’s feeding my brain as we speak.”

Neo: “•_• wut da hell.”

Librosynthesis by MaripoMort May 3, 2021

urban leprosy

haphazard development of a city, making it clumsy and inelegant.

For lack of city planning, the city has turned out to be an urban leprosy.

urban leprosy by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026