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Magic disease that befalls anyone who have ever tortured a leprechaun. Leprechauns are not part of Christian faith. Because of this, Jesus actively fought the green tricksters by healing their victims so they would convert to Christianity
Luke 5:13-14: 13. Jesus reached out his hand and touched the man. β€œI am willing,” he said. β€œBe clean!” And immediately the leprosy left him in a bright light that eventually formed a rainbow.

14. Jesus knew what needed to be done. He would followed the rainbow into the creatures den and he slew the helpless beast. In that moment he blessed his flaming sword and as it absorbed the soul of the Leprechaun .
by RageAgainstTheFishcake July 28, 2019
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.
How do you get a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel!

Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.
by cameronthered December 04, 2005
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A type of leopard in Africa or Asia that will attack and kill you on sight within one millisecond.
1: "Man I haven't seen Joe in a while. How's he doing?"
2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"
by Jimmy Jesus Bear August 22, 2017
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A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.
"ill blow you for a dime" the man says next, and name shakes his head. he gags again as the figure slides a hand- the one without a finger- down his stained pants. its sickening, and name feels like he might really vomit.

"i-i dont have a dime either" name shoves his aspirator into his pocket, stumbling over his pillbox. he grabs that too, tucking it away.

suddenly, his fear-driven controll snaps. hes a leper, name realizes. oh god, hes got leprosy, if he touches me, ill have it too!
by ashley warlow March 09, 2021
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