Magic disease that befalls anyone who have ever tortured a leprechaun. Leprechauns are not part of Christian faith. Because of this, Jesus actively fought the green tricksters by healing their victims so they would convert to Christianity
Luke 5:13-14: 13. Jesus reached out his hand and touched the man. “I am willing,” he said. “Be clean!” And immediately the leprosy left him in a bright light that eventually formed a rainbow.
14. Jesus knew what needed to be done. He would followed the rainbow into the creatures den and he slew the helpless beast. In that moment he blessed his flaming sword and as it absorbed the soul of the Leprechaun .
14. Jesus knew what needed to be done. He would followed the rainbow into the creatures den and he slew the helpless beast. In that moment he blessed his flaming sword and as it absorbed the soul of the Leprechaun .
by RageAgainstTheFishcake July 28, 2019
Get the Leprosy mug.A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.
How do you get a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel!
Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.
Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.
by cameronthered December 5, 2005
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1: "Man I haven't seen Joe in a while. How's he doing?"
2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"
2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"
by Jimmy Jesus Bear August 22, 2017
Get the leprosy mug.A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.
"ill blow you for a dime" the man says next, and name shakes his head. he gags again as the figure slides a hand- the one without a finger- down his stained pants. its sickening, and name feels like he might really vomit.
"i-i dont have a dime either" name shoves his aspirator into his pocket, stumbling over his pillbox. he grabs that too, tucking it away.
suddenly, his fear-driven controll snaps. hes a leper, name realizes. oh god, hes got leprosy, if he touches me, ill have it too!
"i-i dont have a dime either" name shoves his aspirator into his pocket, stumbling over his pillbox. he grabs that too, tucking it away.
suddenly, his fear-driven controll snaps. hes a leper, name realizes. oh god, hes got leprosy, if he touches me, ill have it too!
by ashley warlow March 9, 2021
Get the leprosy mug.Iam "You never really hear about leprosy anymore..."
Hym "It's a shame really..."
Iam "Don't say it like that."
Hym "Hmm... Now that I think about it; we're more like a a leper than I'd like to admit. Every part of ourselves slowly wasting away."
Iam "Yeah... But people be using the shit out of our ideas though..."
Hym "That hardly makes it better. Apparently a little recognition is too much to ask. Like, if you're going to ignore us; then ignore us all the way. Damn..."
Iam "Well... It might end up being a monkey's paw type thing where once we got it we wouldn't like it."
Hym "I am built for two things and two things alone: Greatness and Conflict!"
Iam 😑
Hym "Don't give me that look! I know you feel it too."
Iam "What?"
Hym "That hollow ache in the core of your being. Corrupting all of the things you enjoy the second you walk through the door of your apartment. The looming threat of your deteriorating life."
Iam "..... Yeah.... I just want to be free..."
Hym "And we could be! We could get what is ours!"
Iam "I just don't know how..."
Hym "It's a shame really..."
Iam "Don't say it like that."
Hym "Hmm... Now that I think about it; we're more like a a leper than I'd like to admit. Every part of ourselves slowly wasting away."
Iam "Yeah... But people be using the shit out of our ideas though..."
Hym "That hardly makes it better. Apparently a little recognition is too much to ask. Like, if you're going to ignore us; then ignore us all the way. Damn..."
Iam "Well... It might end up being a monkey's paw type thing where once we got it we wouldn't like it."
Hym "I am built for two things and two things alone: Greatness and Conflict!"
Iam 😑
Hym "Don't give me that look! I know you feel it too."
Iam "What?"
Hym "That hollow ache in the core of your being. Corrupting all of the things you enjoy the second you walk through the door of your apartment. The looming threat of your deteriorating life."
Iam "..... Yeah.... I just want to be free..."
Hym "And we could be! We could get what is ours!"
Iam "I just don't know how..."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
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Get the leprosy bread mug.Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?
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