linterest

The collage of lint that accumulates on your laundry when the lint filter hasn't been cleaned.

Dude - my belly-button is sporting some major linterest.

by mossyrock February 24, 2015

Ginteresting

(adjective)

Descriptive of a person who is utterly fucking boring until they've had a few drinks (such as some gin).

Not to be confused with gintellectual

Handy for insulting said individual without them knowing:

"Really Mrs Winnets? How very ginteresting of you to say!"

by Andrew Winnets February 8, 2013

zone of interest

The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to possess a zone of disinterest.

Her zone of interest was engorged and swollen, oozing out the slimy evidence of her arousal.

by J. Grigor Wladislaw June 4, 2009

The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw

The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.

by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015

Best interest

You have good intentions for something or someone

You like me but your dating someone else I’ll keep it in your best interest 😉

by Okonamahailey March 27, 2020

mentally ill pinterest

a mentally ill community that loves mentally ill facebook memes on pinterest.

"i am looking at mentally ill pinterest memes."
"i am on the mentally ill side of pinterest. wbu?"

by depression is my soulmate June 1, 2021

Mr Interesting

Ironic name for a tedious individual who believes himself to be the most interesting thing around. Mr Interestings tend to be fat security guards with ugly girlfriends. They drone on and on about the most inconsequential things and expect their audience to be rivetted.

Oh shit, here comes Mr Interesting.

And his repulsive girlfriend.

Let's run before they collar us. Once that boring bastard starts talking we can kiss goodbye to the whole fucking week.

by lumpbag May 16, 2009