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Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.
Bum nuts
Winnets by Bob November 24, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough
shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets
winnets by stevieb100 October 29, 2007
General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets
winnets by Weezhard January 31, 2003
Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up
Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms
Winnets by Simon April 15, 2003
Lee Finlay is in fact, a winnet.
A hairy piece of doo doo caught around a poo hole.
winnets by Michelle Powers January 15, 2004
Darren Ediss is a winnit
winnets by Darren Ediss March 27, 2003

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets
Wob ate HOB’s Winnets
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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