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lindke
a fucking whore who is a bitch and doesn’t know how to take a god damn joke. ugly as fuck and has a grandma ass. She be looking like a whole ass pear. She also got some weird anime gacha shit going on yk….. also has saggy titties and hasn’t gotten dick in 10 years
Quit being a lindke
lindke by Furry she wolf November 14, 2021
Related Words
lindke • Lindsey • linden • linde • lindsey lohan • Linder • Lindley • lindbergh • Lindel • Lindsey Graham
Mike Lindell
This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
Lindell
When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).
Lindell by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021
Dutch Van Der Linde
Leader of the Van Der Linde Gang, and is the main antagonist in Red Dead Redemption. He likes people to have some goddamn faith and has an unhealthy obsession with "moneh"
Some quotes by Dutch Van Der Linde include:
"Have some goddamn faith"
"We just need some more money
" We need to make some more noise!"
"Have some goddamn faith"
"We just need some more money
" We need to make some more noise!"
Dutch Van Der Linde by Snake142 February 3, 2019
lindened
verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.
This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.
This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.
My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.
lindened by nobodynoneofyourbusiness May 4, 2007
lindened
The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.
lindened by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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