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limptard 

The title given to someone when they refer to Florida instead of Brazil.
P1: “Florida.”

P2: “Brazil you Limptard.”
limptard by TheDinkmaster January 22, 2020
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An liptard is an idiot or other a moron or another name describing stupidity
"shut up you liptard"
Liptard by Mr English definition February 18, 2019
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Limbtard 

A word that has no definition and my friend made up.. and its kinda stupid
"you are a limbtard." "i cant be a limbtard if it isnt a word
Limbtard by Limbtardman June 21, 2019
A person who shout out comment, statements or opinions that are retarded, wrong, why even say it in the first place.
This liptard on twitter posted the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
In reference to someone who is too excited to actually form a coheirant sentance.
Bob: "Hey guys i uhhh yeah omg!"
Chuck: "Bob, you're being liptarded"
liptard by RSXE February 27, 2008
Liptard is a term used to describe someone within the paleontological or biological communities who believes and or draws members of a certain extinct animal group with extraoral tissue (lips) when it is argued that these groups likely did not have them. Proponents of extraoral tissue in a select animal group may argue that such a term is derogatory and view the term as an ad hominem fallacy, but this can depend on the person and the context. The term liptard shares similarities with the term feather nazi, both of which are terms used in the paleontological community. Like feathernazi, it is a play on words with Liptard being a play on the word "Libtard" a slang used against people with left leaning positions. Liperal (a term which I cannot take credit for), is used in similar way to liptard.
AK 1: Just look at Dr. Wittons new restoration
AK2: He is such a liptard

Ak1: Lets own the lips.
Liptard by greyideas get edgy March 21, 2021

liptarded 

Someone who has been too excited to be able to form a "coheirant sentance" since the day he decided to run for the Republican nomination for President.
He was so liptarded that no one in Congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.
liptarded by EpitohmofHiperbowle January 19, 2017
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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