A human that has a severe limp and is constantly on the
lurk for a limpah(their desired
mate). Some say Limparoos are inbred Kangaroos.
When a Limparoo finds a potential
mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial
dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in
Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.
"Did you
see that Limparoo back there"
"Yea lets
go, quick"
(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)
"I hate when people follow me around"
"I
know they're such Limparoos"
"Go away you Limparoo!"