limpho

The best type of person to walk the Earth. Limpho is kind, loving, and almost always under pressure. People with this name rarely grow over 5’4, so take care of them. Most people with this name are right handed. This name roots from a important river in South Africa.

“Hey have you seen Limpho?”
“Yes, just look down.”

by Gray.sweaters November 24, 2021

Limprovise

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.

John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.

by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008

Limposter

In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game

I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness

by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

Limpotence

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples

My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

by Sissy words of wisdom May 7, 2021

Limpopo

A large river in Africa. Often used as an honorific term towards a person who gives you some water.

Person 1: Limpopo, please give me some water.
Person 2: No problem child.

by yeahnav January 18, 2021

Limpton

A bailer, someone who is disliked in the local community, or has failed to complete an assigned task.

Ryan: Whoa budzo that joe really is a LIMPTON!
Jason: Far out! he bailed last night, he really went Limpton on us!

by hosio March 16, 2009

Lymphoma

Type of cancer that killed Bob Ross.

How did Bob Ross die? Lymphoma.

by jfields99 June 29, 2018