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Limprovise 

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.
John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.
Limprovise by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008
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In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game
I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness
Limposter by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

Limpotence 

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples
My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence
A large river in Africa. Often used as an honorific term towards a person who gives you some water.
Person 1: Limpopo, please give me some water.
Person 2: No problem child.
Limpopo by yeahnav January 18, 2021
A bailer, someone who is disliked in the local community, or has failed to complete an assigned task.
Ryan: Whoa budzo that joe really is a LIMPTON!
Jason: Far out! he bailed last night, he really went Limpton on us!
Limpton by hosio March 16, 2009

Lymphoma 

Type of cancer that killed Bob Ross.
How did Bob Ross die? Lymphoma.
Lymphoma by jfields99 June 29, 2018