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A dick so tenderly soft that even the sexiest of African women can’t wake it up. legend says if you see a man named Pedro in a sombrero a tender kiss on your little ones will wake up the limpo to make your penis forever large and grow 3 inches
Bryce has a limpo and nomatter how much jade tries she can’t wake it up
Limpo by Daddy Langer May 9, 2020
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Fatolla got mad at me when my condom fell off. She blamed it on my foot size. I blamed it on my limpo.
limpo by the Little Kid June 11, 2006
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Trigo Limpo 

Ja nao tem preservativos. Epa vai ter que ser trigo limpo
Trigo Limpo by WMVD May 13, 2020

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
Also known as 'the Rift Plain' it is the plain of existence between the Material Plain (Life, the universe, everything you feel, see, hear etc.) and the Ethereal Plain (Ghosts, wraiths etc) It is often said that Limbo is where your souls go after death while waiting to be sent to Heaven or Hell. For a soul to pass from Limbo into whichever part of the Ethereal Plain it is headed it must first accept and understand that it has died. Limbo looks exactly the same as the Material Plain, exact copies, changing at the same time in the same way. Souls and ghosts inhabit Limbo and humans and animals inhabit the Material Plain. Although the dimensions are separate they are said to be together as one, the inhabitants of each can not see, hear, feel or interact with each other in any way. Although some people claim to have seen or communicated with ghosts there is no proof supporting it.
"I really hope I don't get stuck in Limbo for long.
Limbo by Tha Keyboard March 10, 2015

limophilia 

A relatively esoteric sexual fetish involving one or more partners (usually a woman) composed of goo or slime. This is typically considered to be a hentai fetish as it is normally depicted in manga or cartoon drawings. This is particularly popular in the /b/ section of 4chan.

Etymology
limophilia derives from the Latin word "limo" which means "slime" and the Greek word "philia" which means "love". It literally means 'love slime.'
Guy 1: How do you know you have limophilia?

Guy 2: Do you masturbate to pictures of girls made of slime?

Guy 1: Yeah.

Guy 2: Well there you go :P
A word used to describe the situation of someone who hasn't quite lost complete touch with reality but they haven't exactly gotten their sh!+ together either.
"My brother is 40 years old, living work our parents, and working as an assistant part time at one of our Dad's friends office. Im sure he'll figure things out, right now he's just in limbo.
Limbo by iTalkInMySleep February 13, 2019
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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