limp-on 

When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.

limp-on by Prof. Ed Monds August 4, 2007

Going On A Limp One 

It is based around Limp Bizkit's song Break Stuff, where it comes across as a violent rage wanting to break stuff.

"After that football result, I'm going on a Limp One"

Going On A Limp One by RageMachine01 September 11, 2011

limp one 

A trade marked move by a man named Walker J. Blair; holding up a staggered pointer finger and close your other fingers to create a “limp one”

The football team all held up a limp one to show they were about to get lit

limp one by Me NeEds DiCk PiCs PlS SEnD October 11, 2018

One night limp 

A one night stand where the male performs either badly or not at all.

"So, how'd that fling go last night?"
-"Meh, he could hardly get it up. It was more of a one night limp than a stand."

One night limp by Mantaur January 4, 2010