Definitions by Mantaur

Ass armor 

The stuff - mostly consisting of a wallet with credit cards, some documents, random paper such as a timetable or folded advertisments - neatly stored in the back pockets. At a certain point, the mass provides a hefty bulge on the buttocks, additional protection from blows as well as possible discomfort when sitting down.

Me: Man, can't you sit still, you're squirming all the time.
Friend: Just have to lose my ass armor. *pulls out a wallet*

Ass armor by Mantaur May 12, 2010

One night limp 

A one night stand where the male performs either badly or not at all.

"So, how'd that fling go last night?"
-"Meh, he could hardly get it up. It was more of a one night limp than a stand."

One night limp by Mantaur January 4, 2010