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Michael Lippman
Ori: Hey Michael Lippman are you excited for Creed III
Michael: Yea I am going to star in that movie as Michael B Jordan
Michael: Yea I am going to star in that movie as Michael B Jordan
Michael Lippman by Bathing Grape May 23, 2019
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Lippman Scale
A logarithmic scale used to express the amount of anti-humor produced by a remark or quip uttered by an individual with the intention of producing genuine humor. Similar to the richter scale, the scale ranges from 0 to 9 with each increase of 1 representing a ten-fold increase in anti-humor. A 0 on the lippman scale signifies a state of humor equilibrium in which nothing has been said which can be deemed offensively unhumorous and harmful to the souls and psyches of those within earshot. A 5 typically results in temporary paralysis followed by seizures, suicidal tendencies and diarrhea. Although nothing above a 7 has ever been reported, experts speculate that a 9 on the Lippman scale results in the return of Christ to earth at which point he will utter the words "Fuck this" and the earth will implode into a giant supernova of anti-humor.
The other day I heard someone say: "When you were born the doctor came into mom's hospital room and was like, your son strangled himself with the umbilical cord, he's dead......JK APRIL FOOLS!!!" Due to my queasiness and depression I figure it must have ranked around a 3 on the Lippman Scale.
Lippman Scale by Disco-who April 13, 2008
Lippman Fail
A trendy way of calling out someone that is trying hard to do something impressive, only to fail miserably.
Typically used in a sporting-related context during a game.
Typically used in a sporting-related context during a game.
Tyrone: "Watch me hit that 3-Pointer"
*Doesn't even touch the rim and misses*
Andre: "Yooo Lippman Fail!"
*Doesn't even touch the rim and misses*
Andre: "Yooo Lippman Fail!"
Lippman Fail by MiniVini August 12, 2023
Lippmann
An Intensely irritating person or situation,
Something or someone who causes the feeling of overwhelming frustration
The tear your own hair out, gouge your own eyes out scratch your own skin off feeling of AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Something or someone who causes the feeling of overwhelming frustration
The tear your own hair out, gouge your own eyes out scratch your own skin off feeling of AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Lippmann by anonymissy01 March 7, 2014
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