likto

Asian.

he is likto

by dangruz November 30, 2017

Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.

Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy

by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022

Lizton

A small town in Northern Hendricks County, Indiana that is surrounded by none other than corn and farmland. It is known for having a balanced combination between white trash fat asses, and wanna be ghetto punks. It is also notorious for drug trafficking that law enforcement is either unaware of, or careless about. If you like annoying wanna be hicks with stacks on their diesel trucks, or you absolutely love drugs, Lizton is for you.

"You know that apartment building in Lizton?'
"Yeah."
"Did you know it's filled with cannabis?"

by SirMcLongFinger August 21, 2013

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

listologist

A person who is a master at creating lists.

The listologist just completed writing the list of the all-time best movies.

by bucketlistjourney July 20, 2010

likho

Likho is a unisex name and an adjective .
King's and Queens are named likho as their are born to lead and sit on the throne.
Likho means handse or beautiful.

"Ayyyo bruh you so likho"
Girl-Boy means handsome

"Daaam girl you likholicious"
Boy-Girl means beautiful

by mr.m.i.s.t.e.r May 18, 2018

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009