Linton

1. To sparkle and shine like God's own glitterball (adj)
2. To spin in a rushing haze of euphoria (v)
3. A person with outstanding charisma and wit.

1. He's wearing so much glitter, could he BE any more linton?
2. Wow I was at the rave and I was proper lintoned.
3. Tall, Dark, Handsome, a real linton.

by MeatyLinda October 8, 2010

Linton

- linton is a cool all round going guy.
- sooper nice.
- so sexy.
- really funny and can seduce people like a greek god.
- gets chicks.
- likes to experiment.
- people wish and dream about him.

wish i was linton

by elephant123456smaller July 7, 2011

linton

Any person who is insane or obsessed with hitler.

Watch out for that linton kid, he might try to eat you alive.

by Patrick4444 December 8, 2006

Linton

A fruit who has a best friend that starts with letter A and is also a fruit and laughs like a maniac who escaped the psych ward and obsess over every man he sees

You need a Linton in your life

by madhadder21 March 15, 2022

Linton

Dryer lint Pomeranian.

He asked me where I got my Pomeranian so I explained that I didn’t empty the lint trap on my dryer for 2 years... now I have a linton.

by Obiwannobie May 6, 2020

Linton Lie

An account given by a White Saviour detailing their adventure as a voluntourist, saving the poor in African Countries.

Louise returned to Scotland and told Linton Lies about how she'd saved so many poor African Children

by Draedus July 15, 2016

Pull a linton

v.
The act of making a quick restroom break to relieve bladder pressure, usually immediately prior to leaving for a group lunch.

Also see: Pull a big linton, Pull a full linton

Hey guys, I'm going to pull a linton real quick, I'll meet you in the parking structure.

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010