lightmere

40 feet longer than a light year

The star was a lightmere away

by Magicka April 28, 2016

Lighter Thief

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

by Addysseus November 18, 2013

2 lighter system

When you are forced to use an empty lighter to light a broken lighter that has fuel.

You got a light i could borrow?
No man, i got the 2 lighter system right now

by naggerh8er November 4, 2007

Ghetto Lighter

When you have 2 faulty lighters, one with a working flint/spark but no gas, the other with gas but no spark. So you have to use both lighters to spark a joint in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Have you got a lighter?

Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.

Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.

Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?

Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!

by Haitch4 January 3, 2013

black bottom lighter

Refers to the bottom part of a lighter (usually a BIC) that has been colored black due to the amount of times it has been utilized to compact ash and residue from smoking pot in a bowl.

You can tell that this black bottom lighter has put to good use!

by bbladmin January 2, 2013

funky lighter

A term coined by Farrin and Mitchell on June 28, 2009 to desbribe a functional pot head that is not a stoner.

Mitchell and Farrin (in unison)- All the politicians need to hot box a room so their view on the world is a lot better.

Politician- You guys are just stoners.

--No were just funky lighters =)

by fkmv4life June 28, 2009

Lighter taxer

Australian term for someone who pockets your lighter during a group session of smoking miscellaneous herbs with a bong. Usually done by accident.

Omg where's my lighter? Davo must have taxed it when he left. What a lighter taxer!

by Wired Infidel August 13, 2010