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Lighter Thief 

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.
Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
Lighter Thief by Addysseus November 18, 2013

the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

Lightweight baby! 

Its meant as motivating yourself to lift heavy and to create a whole lot of Hoo-Haa in the gym, definitely something Ronnie Coleman would say during workouts!
"Yeah buddddyyyyyy, thats peanut weights! LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!"
Lightweight baby! by vOnElith July 22, 2009

Bud Lighted

Woke stores are being Bud Lighted.
Bud Lighted by Freedom_1776 May 23, 2023

2 lighter system 

When you are forced to use an empty lighter to light a broken lighter that has fuel.
You got a light i could borrow?
No man, i got the 2 lighter system right now
2 lighter system by naggerh8er November 4, 2007

Ghetto Lighter 

When you have 2 faulty lighters, one with a working flint/spark but no gas, the other with gas but no spark. So you have to use both lighters to spark a joint in the ghetto.
Guy 1: Have you got a lighter?

Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.

Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.

Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?

Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!
Ghetto Lighter by Haitch4 January 3, 2013