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lightee by ManwithTheguy November 15, 2013
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Lighter Thief
a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.
Scene: Man empties out pockets.
-*sigh*
-Why do I keep doing this!?!
_________________________________
-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!
-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?
-Dude.
-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
-*sigh*
-Why do I keep doing this!?!
_________________________________
-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!
-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?
-Dude.
-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..
Lighter Thief by Addysseus November 18, 2013
Related Words
lightee • lighter • lightie • Lightening • lightey • lighthearted • lightseele • LightedFusion • lighten the load • lighten up
the unbearable lightness of genius
the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.
the unbearable lightness of genius by dats wight wabbit April 3, 2022
Lightweight baby!
Its meant as motivating yourself to lift heavy and to create a whole lot of Hoo-Haa in the gym, definitely something Ronnie Coleman would say during workouts!
Lightweight baby! by vOnElith July 22, 2009
Bud Lighted
Bud Lighted by Freedom_1776 May 23, 2023
2 lighter system
2 lighter system by naggerh8er November 4, 2007
Ghetto Lighter
When you have 2 faulty lighters, one with a working flint/spark but no gas, the other with gas but no spark. So you have to use both lighters to spark a joint in the ghetto.
Guy 1: Have you got a lighter?
Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.
Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.
Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?
Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!
Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.
Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.
Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?
Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!
Ghetto Lighter by Haitch4 January 3, 2013
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