The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

light pole by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Related Words

light pole • Spider monkey light-pole • Lightpole junkie • lighthole • light pollution • Light Power • Light Role • light • light-weight • light skin

Spider monkey light-pole

Creamy bellybutton sex

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"

Spider monkey light-pole by bigdbud February 19, 2026

Lightpole junkie

A tweaker that has superhuman abilities while on meth that he can still a transformer off a power line and not get electrocuted

God damn watch that lightpole junkie steal that damn transformer

Lightpole junkie by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

lighthole

The action of taking a flash light and shining it up someone's asshole to find drugs or hidden treasure

Watch out, that cop is known for using the lighthole method

lighthole by Laurenkayfuckurbitch June 8, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026