light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft

Danny's has a light pole dick

by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Spider monkey light-pole

Creamy bellybutton sex

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"

by bigdbud February 19, 2026

Lightpole junkie

A tweaker that has superhuman abilities while on meth that he can still a transformer off a power line and not get electrocuted

God damn watch that lightpole junkie steal that damn transformer

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

lighthole

The action of taking a flash light and shining it up someone's asshole to find drugs or hidden treasure

Watch out, that cop is known for using the lighthole method

by Laurenkayfuckurbitch June 8, 2017