Meth van

A shit box mini van that typically has a light bar on it that is off to one side or a minivan turned into a convertible truck

Oh shit there goes Floyd smoking a cig in his meth van.

by Jefg8r April 17, 2022

Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl

Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs

by Jefg8r April 17, 2022

Black rowlett

When your buddy who always has black and Milds religiously passes it at a joint rotation like it's got weed in it

Terry just lit up a black, we about to play Black rowlett

by Jefg8r April 18, 2022

Alto

What ever basic white bitch has because having a juul ain't cool any more

A vaporizer that every Mf hits in the bathroom

In middle of each period after they told the teacher they had to shit

Derek can I get hit of your alto no John your a fucking fene get your own

by Jefg8r April 18, 2022

Lightpole junkie

A tweaker that has superhuman abilities while on meth that he can still a transformer off a power line and not get electrocuted

God damn watch that lightpole junkie steal that damn transformer

by Jefg8r April 17, 2022

Gay queer

A term used for anyone who is named Gabriel that drives a raggedy ass Tacoma that the subs are worth more than his Ride

There goes Gay queer in his fucking import, look at the wheels rattle off

by Jefg8r April 18, 2022

Honda shitline

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius

Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk

by Jefg8r April 18, 2022