Lidia is the most
responsible of
your friends. She is very cute and makes sure you're doing well, but also doesn't tolerate any of
your shit because she is a strong, collected woman. Her hair is as soft as a horse's tail, but sharp enough to slice a rose in half.
Broccoli is her favorite food, and she's so much of a badass that centuries after she's ascended to Heaven, her devotees will still be placing bowls of broccoli at the foot of her tomb.
She is so divine, you need to learn the Cyrillic alphabet before even uttering her name, and insulting her is punishable by death in every country on Earth.