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Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
to be very drunk or heavily under the infulence of drugs
"I'm fucking licked mate"
licked by seano100 January 5, 2006

Munkey Licked 

To be licked, against your will, by another.
Man, I was just standing there, and this dude came up and Munkey Licked me.
Munkey Licked by Cornelius Stonefist September 14, 2006

ass licked 

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.
"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"
ass licked by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022
The word consists of several definitions:
1. Licked - To get a BJ/gummer
2. Licked - To get intoxicated

3. Licked - To get physically hit or deliver a hit in a violent manner
4. Licked - To steal or to be stolen from
1. "Hey did you hear Frank got licked by that broad"
2. "Bro I was so licked last night after that shot"
3. "Did you see me lick that guy open ice?"
4. "That guy licked 20 bones off me last night"
Licked by Vinny72 October 20, 2010

Double Licked

verb, the licking of a pussy by two men
She got double licked by Todd and Scott!
Double Licked by Suite1 November 18, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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