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Lickbone 

1. A person that can or does lick penis.
2. A person who is completely stupid in thier actions or intelligence level.
3. An individual that can't see past their own idiocracy.
4. Barry Soetoro.
5. A licker of the bone.
6. A communist or socialist.
Yet again Berry and his agenda lickboned it up.
Damn that guy is such a lickbone.
Lickbone by DeezNutsOnYourChin October 25, 2015

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox 

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
A person so full of luck in poker that it is disgusting and ridiculous. There is surely some skill involved, but a luckbox will demonstrate more luck mixed in with that skill than any other player.....ever......in the history of the world......even more than Chris Moneymaker, which is just absurd.
Player 1: I just caught a flush on the river to win a 500 dollar pot! The other guy had Aces but I cracked them good!
Player 2: Stfu you luckbox.
The pivotal element of Al Gore's campaign for the 2000 U.S. Presidential election.
I'm gonna take this social security and put it in a lockbox!
lockbox by Anonymous March 4, 2004
Slang term for the Liquor Control Board of Ontario, which is where you have to go if you want booze in the province of Ontario.
Johnny: "Let's go to the lickbo!"

Sarah: "Yeah, I wanna get sloshed!"
lickbo by D.R.J. March 1, 2007
Ontario slang for the liquor store. Really, its an acronization of LCBO: the name of the (by far) predominant chain liquor store there. In Canada, Alcohol is more strictly regulated than in other places, such as the US, and each province more or less has only one or two dominant chains of retailers. If you make any reference to a liquor store in ON, its generally understood that youre referring to LCBO/Lickbo
I'm heading to Lickbo, you want anything?
Lickbo by TrueHylian November 15, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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