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Synonym for masturbating. Origin: LIB, acronym for "laying in bed."
Dude, I was libbing last night and I got off in my eye!
Libbing by Eclectic Bass June 5, 2010
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The epitome of faggotry. The quintessential homo. The embodiment of gheyness. The ultimate douche. The shark in the fishtank. This person is more of a backstabber than the traitorous Runescape clan mates of yore. He will use his powers of potent tactfulness and kindness to attract the attention of others and gain the upperhand in the social leaderboards, conclusively reaching the top rank, as yt-haar. Hide yo females, as this person will steal them all with his maxed out thieving ability, which is a result of the Best Friend Syndrome that he employs, in which he will use his sly and deceptive demeanor to add individuals to his friends list and eventually turn them against you. Steer clear of this man as he is armed and dangerous, revered by the tzhaars and feared by asgarnians. He seeks to exact his vengeance on those with penors of a length greater than 10cm or a girth of more than 5mm which are presumed to be his measurements, although confirmation is yet to be received which is quite astonishing given his many partners. If encountered try to cast a curse to lower his confidence level or make use of a spell of awkwardness to cause him to laugh maniacally. Take up the shield of faith, the chainmail of righteousness, the med helm of salvation and the sword of the spirit so that you may extinguish fire within the wretched creature of flamboyancy and femininity. If all else fails, pepper your angus and say your prayers.
Last night at the bar Thomas was being such a Libbing, he was just standing around talking to females about relationships and feelings, I think he managed to pickup a few numbers.

Today in class my partner pulled such a Libbing by forgetting the lab notes at his best friends house.
All of the girls in school are asking me to become more of a Libbing so that we can become besties.

Watch out! It's libbing.

Thomas is such a douche, I think he contracted the Libbing.

I played the Libbing card today by asking a girl how she was feeling, Libbing the Libby Life.
Libbing by A Victim of Libbing September 29, 2013
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When you call someone an insult, generally close to the truth, can often be hurtful.
If you do lib someone they have to accept it with out retalation.Common form of pranks also.
Libbings also come in the form of five people insulting each other unprevoked.
"OMFG YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HER AN ALCHI"
"yeah but it's cool it's a just lib"
"oh sweet nevermind."

"Oh man i cant believe you kissed that fat chick."
"Leave it out man"
" it's only a libbing"
"Haha cool carry on".

"katherine just got libbed"
"yeah i know as per".


libbing by ILOVELIAM February 2, 2009
A slang word for feeling bored and not quite like yourself
God, I’m libbing because of this science class.
Libbing by sasha32 June 30, 2023

libbing out

liberals are known for celebrating meaningless wins as if they'll bring about great change, even though the system is designed to support itself no matter whether its red or blue.

yas kweening and celebrating a win in the traditional political system even though the system itself needs to be replaced, in leftist parlance, is libbing out.
zohran win in nyc, yall mind if i lib out tn?

i know she's not gonna do anything meaninful but tell me why liz warren gag had me libbing out a bit
libbing out by exitvector November 4, 2025

Mad Libbing 

An illegal interrogation technique using vague statements to entice the targets subconscious mind to fill in the blanks. Developed by the Central Intelligence Agency and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, using reverse engineered Big Brother Thought Police Technology, as well as Psychic Remote Viewing developed by Project MK Ultra in the 1970’s.
They kept violating my 4th Amendment Rights by repeatedly Mad Libbing me. They would say things like “that man did this, but that man did that” and “they all have a photograph”.
Mad Libbing by theBlackSheep October 13, 2023
Typically used in video games from Fighting to madden. To go into practice mode and learn things, typically combos or plays.

Past Tense: Labbed
Future tense: Going to lab
"I labbed my main character yesterday and made a B&B Combo and an ultimate combo."

"Any tips? I'm labbing Suneater right now"
Labbing by y u bully me April 16, 2020
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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