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Computer liposuction
This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!
Computer liposuction by Bada Bing Martin October 21, 2015
Related Words
lfpos • lapos • liposuction • lmposvmcfoaismt • LPOS • lepos • Liposexual • luposlipo phobia • Laposki • laposonidue
luposlipophobia
The innate fear of running around a kitchen table, being pursued by wolves, while wearing fresh socks on a newly waxed floor.
luposlipophobia by Jordan Richardsonion January 14, 2008
lipostuffin
The opposite of liposuction, lipostuffin is when a person actually goes through a process to gain fat instead of losing it. Although lipostuffin can be used in reference to anyone attempting to gain fat it is specifically used for those who are attracted to larger individuals, and wish to see them pack on a few extra pounds in order to increase their sex appeal.
Normal Friend: That girl over there is a total babe.
Fat Loving Friend: Yeah she's alright she could use some lipostuffin before I'd go for her though.
Fat Loving Friend: Yeah she's alright she could use some lipostuffin before I'd go for her though.
lipostuffin by woo!party December 31, 2009
lmposvmcfoaismt
It's an abbreviation, used in London in the early 1900's, from hand-workers to the royal family
Laughed-my-posterior-off-so-vigorously-my-cylinder-fell-off-and-I-split-my-tea!
Laughed-my-posterior-off-so-vigorously-my-cylinder-fell-off-and-I-split-my-tea!
-My sire, that link you sent me was quite hilarious. I LMPOSVMCFOAISMT.
-LMPOSVMCFOAISMT? I'm not sure, I quite understending that meaning...
-Laughed-my-posterior-off-so-vigorously-my-cylinder-fell-off-and-I-split-my-tea!
-LMPOSVMCFOAISMT!
-lmposvmcfoaismt!!!!444fourtyfour
-LMPOSVMCFOAISMT? I'm not sure, I quite understending that meaning...
-Laughed-my-posterior-off-so-vigorously-my-cylinder-fell-off-and-I-split-my-tea!
-LMPOSVMCFOAISMT!
-lmposvmcfoaismt!!!!444fourtyfour
lmposvmcfoaismt by another beeblebrox June 17, 2011
liposuction
Something people to to remove fat using easier means. You must undego surgery. It is thought that either reallly fat people get it done because their too fat to lose weight any other way, or really skinny people who think their fat when they're not. Alternatively it is also thought that it is for lazy people to lose weight and gain a better figure with, without jus simply eating less and exercising more. It can also cost you a fat chunk out of your wallet.
Self obsessed whore-"Dave thinks I'm fat"
Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."
Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."
liposuction by Gma June 9, 2005
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French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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