lfpos 

The name of my computer.

Stands for: Little Fucking Piece of Shit

Often gets called this when courseworks due and the mother fucking printer decides it's gonna fuck me around.

Me says: work you Little Fucking Piece of Shit, print out my fucking document! biatch

lfpos by Me March 7, 2004

Computer liposuction 

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.

Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

Computer liposuction by Bada Bing Martin October 21, 2015

luposlipophobia 

The innate fear of running around a kitchen table, being pursued by wolves, while wearing fresh socks on a newly waxed floor.

Try to imagine the definition; luposlipophobia.

luposlipophobia by Jordan Richardsonion January 14, 2008

luposlipaphobia 

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

As the dogs approached little Matty, it re-kindled his luposlipaphobia, as he sat at the table in his new fluffy warm socks.

luposlipaphobia by DJ August 19, 2004

lipostuffin 

The opposite of liposuction, lipostuffin is when a person actually goes through a process to gain fat instead of losing it. Although lipostuffin can be used in reference to anyone attempting to gain fat it is specifically used for those who are attracted to larger individuals, and wish to see them pack on a few extra pounds in order to increase their sex appeal.

Normal Friend: That girl over there is a total babe.

Fat Loving Friend: Yeah she's alright she could use some lipostuffin before I'd go for her though.

lipostuffin by woo!party December 31, 2009

lmposvmcfoaismt 

It's an abbreviation, used in London in the early 1900's, from hand-workers to the royal family

Laughed-my-posterior-off-so-vigorously-my-cylinder-fell-off-and-I-split-my-tea!

-My sire, that link you sent me was quite hilarious. I LMPOSVMCFOAISMT.
-LMPOSVMCFOAISMT? I'm not sure, I quite understending that meaning...
-Laughed-my-posterior-off-so-vigorously-my-cylinder-fell-off-and-I-split-my-tea!
-LMPOSVMCFOAISMT!
-lmposvmcfoaismt!!!!444fourtyfour

lmposvmcfoaismt by another beeblebrox June 17, 2011

liposuction 

Something people to to remove fat using easier means. You must undego surgery. It is thought that either reallly fat people get it done because their too fat to lose weight any other way, or really skinny people who think their fat when they're not. Alternatively it is also thought that it is for lazy people to lose weight and gain a better figure with, without jus simply eating less and exercising more. It can also cost you a fat chunk out of your wallet.

Self obsessed whore-"Dave thinks I'm fat"

Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."

liposuction by Gma June 9, 2005