luposlipophobia 

The innate fear of running around a kitchen table, being pursued by wolves, while wearing fresh socks on a newly waxed floor.

Try to imagine the definition; luposlipophobia.

luposlipophobia by Jordan Richardsonion January 14, 2008

luposlipaphobia 

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

As the dogs approached little Matty, it re-kindled his luposlipaphobia, as he sat at the table in his new fluffy warm socks.

luposlipaphobia by DJ August 19, 2004

luposlipo phobia 

the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves

oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc

luposlipo phobia by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007