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Leothong 

The leothong is most ingenious piece of sartorial engineering ever thought up. Masculine, yet intriguing, it is most likely made from spun gold, thus it's luminous shimmer. So outstanding., so extraordinary it is, that it was made for the only person to have been able to pull off such a dynamic and wondrous outfit- the legend Michael Jackson for his Dangerous World Tour.

Like him, the leothong speaks to the masses, yet is beguiling enough to be enjoyed by the intelligentsia. It’s elegantly simple,-yet exquisitely complex, brilliantly incandescent, yet breathtakingly modest (a pair of pants are worn underneath it, thus completing the outfit)

It’s the epitome of sartorial ingenuity, it's sex expressed as clothing, it's the outfit of angels, the fashion of kings.

It’s simply incredible.
I think the leothong is Michael Jackson's best outfit.

I agree!
Leothong by glassglass November 12, 2009
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leyton orient 

I was feeling really rough last week but now I'm Leyton Orient
leyton orient by Polo_o October 25, 2004
Leyton is a sweet heart, a weirdo, and he is a real cutey to some people but at the same time he is criticized by some people and he is hurt and doesn't understand why people hate him or what he did wrong. He is a very loyal friend and will stick with you you will eventually fall in love with him. He is one of my best friends and i proud of it.
Leyton:why does she hate me
Emily:because she's jelly of you
Leyton: thx
Leyton by emilywasher110 March 2, 2018

leyton orient 

1) (noun/adj) Something that starts the sesaon or year well, but then goes really, really shit at the end.
2) A football team (soccer for you americans) that is in the 3rd devision (it will always be the 3rd devision to me, not the coca cola barclaycard champion premier division 2 or whatever it has urned into) of the english football league. It tends to start the season well, but ends up going really shit at the end, which is why is has never been promoted or relegated. see www.leytonorient.com/
Wow, leyton orient really started the season well, but then went shit.
leyton orient by 73h d00d August 27, 2005
An absolutely outsanding, wise, intellectual, teenage boy, with eyes like the ocean, and hair like the sun. A natural born leader, and excellent friend. He never is one to backstab or betray, he is understanding, charismatic charming well-mannered, and never swears.
Personally, this "Leyton" is honestly someone I look up to and wish to walk in the footsteps of. I just dont know where else to confess such,

If he ever reads this, or if any other Leyton does-
Thank you, thank you for inspiring me so much, and pushing for me to keep going.
Student: *Drops papers*
Leyton: *Picks back up,* "Here, I beleive you dropped this."
Student: "Wow, thank you, its good to see people like you left in this world!"
Leyton by ..-. --- -..- June 13, 2019
A person who sells low quality weed.
Also referred as dirt weed.
me: i'm going to leythen to get some weed
mirec: no don't he only sells dirt
me: what is dirt?
mirec: shit weed
me: o nevermind
Leythen by Arne Vanbelle January 9, 2023