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A different spelling for Levonte. Usually a shit talked on Xbox.
Did you hear what Levante said to Josh on Xbox last night?
levante by Unswagge July 13, 2017
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Maserati Levante 

The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.
Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”

Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”

Pulled a Levante 

'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.
John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'
Pulled a Levante by Mackayno2 November 13, 2011

Levanter 

A song that you should stream because we're all trash let's admit it.
- You haven't watched Levanter?
- Yes.
-What the hell are you doing with your life then?
Levanter by in_is_a_chicken December 9, 2019
A hungarian boy name.The person with this name is the best kind of a person.This boy will love you with all of his heart.Sometimes it may seem that he doesn’t care about you,but he would give the world to you.He gets mad really easily but is won’t last long.Usually the people with this name really love listening to music,and it can save them on their bad days.Sometimes it’s hard for them to open up to you,but if they do,they really trust you.They would do anything to help you when you have a problem too,they are the ideal friend and partner,they would die for you if they had to.You should really appreciate this person,because you won’t find another like him.
Levente is the most adorable person you’ll ever met.
Levente by it do not matters November 8, 2020

Levantine 

A person from the levant region in the Middle East (Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Palestine, Israel, Hatay province, and Nineveh plains). This term is commonly used for indigenous Christian populations in the area, such as Rûm, Assyrians, Maronites, Arameans, Chaldeans, and Armenians.
Sam: Who’s this new guy with a cross tattoo?

Daniel: That’s Matta. I think he's a Levantine from Lebanon.
Levantine by Aram Damascus July 1, 2020
Levanne is a BAD bitch with a GOOD ass, if you’re friends with her you’re very lucky because she’s the best at keeping secrets and is very trustworthy, levanne loves her shots of sambuca and she is also very thic and beautiful. Levanne is the blonde queen and we all love her xx
Levanne is very cool xx
Levanne by slxxxx April 16, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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