lesbonip
Jim: Yo Steve did you see Cara's lesbonip at the party last night?
Steve: Yea man that shit was disgusting.
Steve: Yea man that shit was disgusting.
lesbonip by Damnit charlie, youre retarded August 25, 2011
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Lesbonista
A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.
At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:
Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?
Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!
Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?
Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?
Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!
Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?
Lesbonista by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011
lesbonia
A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.
*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles
*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles
Non-Lesbonic
Two females in a strongly bonded relationship, but do not feel romantically for each other.(Not a lesbian couple)
Kelsey and JEssica are Non-Lesbonic lovers.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.
Non-Lesbonic by Jessica Simpson May 25, 2004
lesbonian
1- A female who is 88.67% homosexual, and occasionally indulges in riding a boner when heavily inebriated. (she will deny it in the morning, boys)
lesbonian by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007
Lesbonic
a word that describes an action between namely two or more girls that is very close to homosexual but the girls are not lesbian. they just act very premiscously to the same sex. these actions usually disturb guys.
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