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lequanto 

An imaginary person but is actually a wall for lonely people to talk to.
Person: Hey girl how's your love life?

Me: Just talking to Lequanto.
lequanto by Maebear14 August 2, 2017
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is a great football player and can rap and sing and a good kisser
lequan is a great football player
Lequan by kingswag3000 April 20, 2017
Lequan is a rude dickhead sometimes but can also gang up on you real quick. Lequan is shit too but he be there for you. Not so boyfriend material or a good kisser
Is that Lequan?! I'm leaving.
Other person: I'm stayin that's my nigga!!
lequan by BossAssBitch#1 June 18, 2016
Lequan is a Dick but is funny he'll stick with you when your in trouble. He's a good kisser and has a long dick
"Dat's my nigga lequan"
Lequan by Bbc for black boi cayden October 25, 2017

what the lequan 

replaces "what the hell" or "what the heck" it is agresively-obbssesively used.

Also:
WHAT THE QUAN
what the lequisha
what the laquanda
What the quan are those squiggles-that look like sperm-doing on the ceiling. They are EVERYWHERE! aaah what the lequisha! What the lequan! What le quannn!!? What the LEQUANDA!!?
what the lequan by veronicalazarr January 17, 2009

Lequaint 

To be overly fond of your own voice and always convinced that you are correct, even in the face of overwhelmingly conflicting evidence.
Simon is usually very lequaint.

Simon was being particularly lequaintant today, insisting that all shop bought eggs would hatch if they were incubated.
Lequaint by Kittykat77 April 9, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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