When an inebriated female usually of Spanish descent decides to paint the parking lot with poop. Said female prefers droppin' deuces indoors but in a drunken state the parking lot willwork. You will know it's her by the presence of shit stained yellow kevlar sleeves.
I'm so pissed Amamda. When we got off last night I stepped in a big LexaMexaMelt! It was so bad I had to throw my shoes out!?!
An anal infection that is 99.9% most commonly caused by anal sex with a braziliantransvestite. Most cases are fatal, however, the origionator of the disease is living well by weekly treatment.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.