lepern

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A person who is a very close friend, but not a best friend. Considered better than boyfriends.

Sandie: You're my lepern!!!
Katy: You're my lepern!
Sandie: We are not best friends.
Katy: No.
Sandie: But we are better than boyfriends.
Katy: Right.

lepern by Cackle_lamp April 6, 2009

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Humor Leper

A killjoy that sucks all the fun out of life with their pretentious, politically correct bullshit and find every joke offensive. Usually a miserable dolt with zero creativity and sense of humor, they infect their hosts and surrounding and destroy any chance of a good time.

Wow! I didn’t know that Dave was such a Humor Leper, you can’t crack joke without getting a lecture from him, leave him home next time

Humor Leper by Lord evil May 23, 2013

Related Words

lepern • leper • leperchaun • Lepercon • Leper Colony • lepercy • Lepermessiah • leperporn • LePerry • Lepene

Lepercoon

A short black person, especially one who is a dwarf or midget. It is derived from the term "coon" used to describe african-americans and the term " leperchaun".

Garry Colman is a lepercoon.

Lepercoon by the real HotCarl August 27, 2006

Lepercon

1. An annual leper convention.
2. A misspelling of "Leprechaun."

"The associated press reported 235 deaths at Lepercon '08."

Lepercon by Muftobration October 4, 2008

leper colony

The designated smoker's areas outside of office buildings or in airports.

I hate walking by the leper colony in the morning...it stinks!

leper colony by Zenanarchy June 17, 2018

leperaidsiphishark

a horrible experiment gone wrong mixing all of the evilest things in the universe together and developing leperaidsiphishark

Dr. Sexbox was doing a genetic mutation experiment and made the most evil thing in the universe....leperaidsiphishark

leperaidsiphishark by Dr. Sexbox December 29, 2007

Lepene

1)A penis,2)a male prostitute, 3)anal icthing caused by irritation of a pueve (pubic hair weave) rubbing against the anus. 4) a gay unicorn.

1)what a Lepene that guy is.2)Those Lepene's work awful hard just to spend their money at a clinic. 3)Dr. says it's probably just a Lepene around my anus from that lepene I hired last night. 4) I want a ride on the magical Lepene

Lepene by sea man December 27, 2010

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026