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leperchaun 

"After getting leprosy and watching his lucky charms fall off, Lucky the Leperchaun wandered the town ringing a small bell, crying 'Unclean!'."
leperchaun by Aaaooo! April 4, 2004
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Leperchaun 

An oddly short person dressed in green who has an unusual obsession with gold. Usually seen trotting in fields of grass. Always keeps a pot of gold nearby. Rumor has it, Leperchauns turn into a gold coin when they die of old age.
JIM: Damn Leperchauns, always giving me diarrhea!

leperchaun 

An irish teacher who lies and likes to fuck over his students
Mr. Cole is a fuckin leperchaun
leperchaun by William February 3, 2005

Leperchaun 

a little green person that goes around on saint patricks day

looking for something to drink.
dude did you see that thing in the bushes i thinks its a
leperchaun
Leperchaun by KingdomHeartsFan98 March 28, 2010

Leperchaun muncher

to like having sexual relations with a midget by taking it up the ass hard and fast.
dude snow white total leperchaun muncher
Leperchaun muncher by A funny dude September 11, 2011

Leperchaun Porage

When a man eats something(usually porage) out of a midgets vagina.
I ate Leperchaun Porage for dinner last night.

the leperchaun 

when you have sex with a girl finish and go to sleep wake up before she does and pee and poop in her shoes like a pot of gold at the end of the glorious rainbow
i gave jane the leperchaun last nite and she can't walk to good!
the leperchaun by Defilipes February 28, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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