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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
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Someone who’s chill and gets along with everyone.

He is a good friend and always brings positivity into your day.

He’s loyal and considerate with a kind heart and a stubborn mind.

His strength and morals are admireable. He is just a good person overall and you are lucky to know him.
Stop being as stubborn as a Lennart..
Lennart by aspaleassnowwhite September 10, 2020
Everyone wants to be her friend. Shes beautiful, smart, pretty and very very funny. If u know a Linnea you are very lucky. treat her nicely and you and her will get along. Shes mysterious. She often feels sad and upset. Linnea is a very helpful and great friend. she is always there for you if you need to talk with someone
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linnea by alexm1416 September 19, 2017
(lyn-nay-uh)
A bad-ass kinda chick.
knows what she wants in life, gets things done
doesnt take shit from no one!
a crazy fun time is what you can expect when
hangin out with this fine lady.
but dont be too intimidated, she has her soft side.
and usually with such a unique name, comes a unique beauty
"Shes so rough and tough, but yet so sweet and cool. She has to be Lynnea."
Lynnea by gsptildeath February 4, 2010
Linnea is a kind person who cares about everyone like she's always willing to listen to if you want someone to listen she'll be that person she has a heart of gold just talking to her can make your day she is very funny and can make you laugh she's really smart she's so much fun to be around if you feel blue she can cheer you up she's the kind of person you will want to get to know and be friends with she's beautiful inside and out and anyone who gets to have her in there life is very lucky she can give great advice she's very helpful and so loyal you can count on her and I'm so greatful to have her in my life I don't know what I would do without her she is awesome,amazing,wonderful,special all the good words you can think of she's like a flower she is always blooming she never gives up no matter how hard it gets I'm so proud of her she's a strong person she's great at drawings there beautiful and I'm so glad she has friends who love her for her because she's one of a kind and to anyone who meets a linnea treat her with respect and kindness because she deserves the best
Him do you know a Linnea?
Friend yh she's amazing

Him I must get to know this person
Linnea by Mysterflarexxx June 27, 2018
the hottest boy but still dependable. he gets girls everywhere. girls love him
oh my god Lennart is so hot
lennart by baby boy jay October 11, 2019