lemotard

A person that everyone thinks is retarded, even though they aren't. A lemotard is so ugly that most will cry when they see this person. Pronounced (lee-moe-tard).

Ian is such a lemotard that I just want him to die.

by IAN.IS.A.CHODE October 1, 2010

Leotarded

A slightly more PC way to say that someone is incredibly stupid, lacking in intelligence and also intolerably annoying (Credit goes to Dan Savage of The Stranger Seattle's Only Newspaper).

sales rep 1: "Gawd this customer is so dumb, she doesn't know the difference between USB and parallel"
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"

Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.

by poshellion July 28, 2009

Leotard Syndrome

Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.

Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.

Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.

by miumiu April 11, 2007

leotard

garment that covers the midsection of a woman, very similar to a bathing suit. Often worn with tights. Used for dancing and exercise

"Stacy wore her leotard and tights to aerobics class"

by US Navy April 1, 2003

Flaming Leotard

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.

George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.

by Professor Nubjob June 21, 2010

Leotard

A tight-fitting piece of clothing that leaves the back exposed and creates a tight pouch around the pelvic area and buttocks. Extremely sexy. Often used for gymnastics and is part of the "ultimate outfit" along with tights, long gloves, and high heels.

"Wow leotards on girls is so hot. I wish I was a girl so I could wear one..."

by KrimsonKatt May 2, 2021

Leotard

A person with the irrational belief that Leonardo DiCaprio is a good actor.

"That Leotard thinks DiCaprio is the new Robert De Niro".

by SVEN SVENSSON May 7, 2014