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leonardo dicaprio

most attractive man to ever live. every girl’s fantasy, a timeless heartthrob. stole everyone’s hearts as a teen and is still hot now.
if i had a time machine i would go back to when leonardo dicaprio was my age so i could legally fuck him

Hot Lemonade 

When you're getting a blow job, but you pee in her mouth
I to told her I was about to cum, but pissed instead. Totally gave her the hot lemonade

Lemontricity 

The energy created when using lemons as batteries.
Look at the lemontricity at work in this globe.
Lemontricity by ElephantTeacher February 25, 2020

lavatory lemonade 

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Leonardo Dicaprio

1. A talented actor with a quite diverse career, he has ranged from movies including "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" to "Titanic" to "Shutter Island" to "The Wolf of Wall Street", he can play multiple characters and speak in multiple accents as he has shown in blood diamond where he spoke in a African accent. Although almost every movie he is in, is critically acclaimed, he has never won an Oscar although many people say that he should have by now, multiple times.
"Who's that sexy guy in Catch Me If You Can?"

"Mm that's Leonardo Dicaprio, he's one of the sexiest actors alive, isn't he talented!"