lemonoid 

Screw up

You stupid lemonoid.

lemonoid by Hey look its me! November 11, 2003

monstrodka-lemonodka 

A thirst quenching alcoholic juice drank in huge quantities on Friday and Saturday and sometimes on Sunday. Monstrodka-lemonodka consists of 2.5 large shots of vodka in a pint glass half filled with ice and topped with Monster Zero or Monster Ultra, the white one, and sometimes the orange one and, most importantly, with a large lemonade top.

If you do not get the measurements of monstrodka-lemonodka right or the ratio of juice to ice, you will be banished back into the kitchen to make monstrodka-lemonodka from scratch until you get it right.
There are a few variations on the classic Monstrodka-lemonodka. Most popular ones include Liltotka-lemonodka (if you've ran out of monster), Monstrodka-spritetodka (if you've ran out of lemonade), Fantotka-lemonodka (not recommended).

" Hey it's Friday, it's Monstrodka-lemonodka time".

"I will have one Monstrodka-lemonodka please".
"This Monstrodka-lemonodka is kicking my arse right now!"

monstrodka-lemonodka by astolicyna May 19, 2017

dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?

dykes shard lemonaid by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Lemoncide 

When one places a lemon into their own eye, enduring the pain, in the end causing their own death. This suicide caused by lemons is widely used by teens to try to get "high" but usually ends up in an unwanted death. Sometimes teens do want to die so they use two lemons, one in each eye, causing extreme pain and ultimately death.

"Oh no! Jerry commited lemoncide!"

"Emo kids love to commit lemoncide when they feel left out in the world.."

"LEMONCIDE!!!!!!"

*FACT: Almost 31% of American teens attempt to get "high" off of lemons, 19% of them commit lemoncide.

Lemoncide by Bevusly April 28, 2009

Lemonaids 

Only ever used to describe the funniest disease in the world - Aids, any type will do, normal aids or bad aids. Occasionally called The Lemons

Man, that dude looks full of lemonaids.

That dude with his tongue on the other dudes gooch is full of the Lemons

Lemonaids by luke ashley September 7, 2005

Lemonaid Stand 

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

Lemonaid Stand by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

Rasberry Lemonaid 

Best stuff from CPK. Sour and just like a sping breeze.

"OMG! THIS RASBERRY LEMONAID OS SOOOO YUMMILISIOUS!"

Rasberry Lemonaid by whattheheck? April 1, 2009