Lemon Curd

A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.

This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.

He always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of butter while crumpetting.

Lemon Curd by lumnet July 17, 2005

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lemon curd

Rhyming slang for a burd (lady) in West of Scotland.

'If you were in the Oran Mor with a lemon curd.... '

lemon curd by jimbob_kite April 26, 2005

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lemon curd?

a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a 'spur of the moment' sugestion.

i.e.
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?

lemon curd? by Andy Shaw February 7, 2008

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LemonCardboardBarbequeSquirrel

A name to call your girlfriend if she’s a barbeque squirrel who can’t spell barbecue

Ay LemonCardboardBarbequeSquirrel you stupid

LemonCardboardBarbequeSquirrel by WaitingTunic April 12, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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