lemon curd

Rhyming slang for a burd (lady) in West of Scotland.

'If you were in the Oran Mor with a lemon curd.... '

by jimbob_kite April 26, 2005

Lemon Curd

A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.

This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.

He always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of butter while crumpetting.

by lumnet July 04, 2005

lemon curd?

a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a 'spur of the moment' sugestion.

i.e.
Man: Yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
Glynn: Crunchie please.
Man: Sorry we are out of Crunchie Milkshake, could you choose another.?
Glynn: Err Errr Errrrrr....Lemon Curd?

by Andy Shaw February 05, 2008