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'Lembit' taken from Lembit Opik, Liberal Democrat.
To do with the world being wiped out by meteorites or any other space-related destruction.
Lembit; lembitted.

Person 1: Whoa! d'you see that meteor coming at us??!
Person 2: Oh man we're gonna get lembitted!

lembit by Rebecca Rocker September 5, 2008

Words you can keep

Lembit

Based upon MP Lembit Opik who was going out with Sian Lloyd the weather girl and dumped her for a cheeky girl.
It basically means someone who has been a bit of an idiot, made mistakes everyone else can see but is oblivious to them or can just be applied to anything anyone that is stupid.

As in: "You Lembit" or "He's a right Lembit" or "You sneaky cheating Lembit!"

Lembit by Big Bren September 7, 2007

Related Words

lembit • Lembitted • lesbitarian • LesBitch • Legbitransqueer • lesbit • lesbiterian • lesbitude • Lezbitch • Lambitarian

lembit

Idiot, muppet, fool etc.

Comes from MP Lembit Opik who ditched his fine weather girl wife Sian Lloyd for one of the stick-thin, vampire-like cheeky girls.

'That bloke's a proper lembit'

lembit by Yoxall September 15, 2007

LeBitch James

Derogatory term to identify NBA player LeBron James after habitual instances of questionable actions.

i.e. Cramping up during Game 1 of 2014 Finals as if it were that time of the month, The "Decision".

Your juvenile antics are reminiscent of lebitch james

LeBitch James by OnceNFutureKing June 6, 2014

lesbitude

Simply put, lesbian attitude. A kind of attitude only lesbians can really give... it reek of lesbianism (not neccesarily in a good or bad way.. it just... is very lesbian).

"Don't give me that lesbitude!"

"Haha, your friend has such lesbitude, it's awesome"

lesbitude by Diamanda Graves July 7, 2008

Lezbitching

Adj: When a lesbian is bitching about something.
— The lesbian equivalent of “mansplaining.”

Margaret was lezbitching all day about how hot the weather was.

Lezbitching by Bigbootybitch@eastbay.org March 18, 2020

lesbitarian

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female

Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?

lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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