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lesbitude 

The attitude (whether agreeable or otherwise) exhibited by that lovely segment of our population known colloquially as "carpetmunchers" and in regional circles as "poon plungers," "lawn-mowers," "rug chompers," "beef wrigglers," "fuzzy bumpers," "clam harvestors," "honey potters," "meat pocket pickers," "purveyors of Peruvian box chowder," and . . . uh . . . "girl homos"?
By virtue of her sexual orientation, Ellen Degeneres may properly claim to have lesbitude
lesbitude by Finance Rocks May 12, 2007

Mango Lassitude 

The drowsy state that one achieves after eating a large meal at an Indian restaurant.
Thank you for dinner Anoop. Such mango lassitude I have, I could schluff off right here.

lesbisode 

episode in a television series that sensationalizes lesbian characters in order to improve ratings
Did you see that crime show last night about the woman murdered in Amherst? It was nothing but a cheap lesbisode.
lesbisode by Nutboy November 28, 2007
When a lesbian decides she is straight and starts dating men.
She used to date women, but she committed lesbicide and dates guys now
Lesbicide by amywarhol April 2, 2011

lesbidextrous 

Quimen gifted with the ability to perform lesbionics or other sex acts with either or both hands.
- Bummer that your woman hurt her hand playing hockey.
- It doesn't matter, she's lesbidextrous.
lesbidextrous by scate May 22, 2006

Lassitude 

A total and completly lack of energy, a state of physical or mental weariness.
I was so overcome with lassitude that I couldn't get out of bed.
"Mum I won't be getting out of bed today, I'm overcome with lassitude,"
Lassitude by Golden Girl February 17, 2015