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what julia calls mike leon without him or her knowing what it means.
"Hey, Mike Leason! What's up?"
leason by mike January 6, 2005
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Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.
Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.
lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020

saxophone lessons 

The family friendly way of implying "sexual intercourse."
Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

Lesson Token 

A lesson token is a scam or rug pull in the crypto space that’s easily identified if you read the white paper. Often people fall for multiple lesson tokens before realizing how much money they have lost. Not everyone takes the time to do proper research and leaves it up to influencers on Twitter Spaces. This term was coined by @SlimeOnTheBlock on twitter
I’ve fallen for so many lesson tokens i think crypto is all a giant ponzi.
Lesson Token by SlimeOnTheBlock February 11, 2023

Drum Lessons 

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.
"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"
Drum Lessons by LarryLove March 1, 2009

I-Ready lesson 

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.
Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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