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A cool person who likes sports and gets called weird
Leeson by Jagh Bardett April 20, 2018
A cool person who likes sports and gets called weird by a lot of people
A nice friend who can be annoying but funny
If you are annoying or funny at the same time You are a leeson
Leeson by Jagh Bardett November 15, 2017
A very black man with a dick that looks like a melted mcdonalds paper straw
"Damn, I beat it so hard my dick's a leeson!"
Leeson by YouEatAllMyBeansNeega November 23, 2023

Liv Leeson 

Liv Leeson goes to school with me, they use all pronouns (but I’m pretty sure they like they/them the most).
They have a new hair colour each month, and their sense of style is fucking immaculate.
Poor kid goes through a lot, yet somehow Liv always finds a way to ignore it and put others first.
Never have I seen someone so damn pretty, the funny part is that they don’t even try.
I hope they stick around and realize how much people admire them.
Oh yeah, and they like blur. Sick.
Person one: yo, who’s that girl over there?

Person two: oh that’s Liv Leeson , they use they/them pronouns btw

Person one: they seem so cool, do you know them?

Person two: they’re cool asf, if you’re gonna talk to them be friggin nice, they deserve it:)
Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.
Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.
lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020

Leetoner 

Always fucks up.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
Is usually stoned.
He has a medically diagnosed micro penis.
A complete bell end.
He's fucked up again, he's done a Leetoner.
Leetoner by Gundi Gumnut October 15, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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