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Leaon is the most muscular (in other dimensions ) chad, alpha male to exist.His presence alone was enough to scary Chuck Norris. Through his omni dimensional limbs ( 2 arms and 3 legs ;- ) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Queen Elizabeth ( The Immortal ) II creation. In fact he conceived her from one of his many omni dimensional reproductive systems. Leaon the Great. Leaon the Immortal. Leaon the Deflowerer. These are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
Oh look, it is the alpha Leaon. I hope he deflowers me.
Leaon by The omnibus November 22, 2021
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"Leaon? Why did you put an A in there?"

"Cause that's his name, it's just misspelled."
Leaon by fliping_frog January 10, 2021
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Leaon is the most muscular (in other dimensions ) chad, alpha male to exist.His presence alone was enough to scary Chuck Norris. Through his omni dimensional limbs ( 2 arms and 3 legs ;- ) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Queen Elizabeth ( The Immortal ) II creation. In fact he conceived her from one of his many omni dimensional reproductive systems. Leaon the Great. Leaon the Immortal. Leaon the Deflowerer. These are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
Oh look, it is the alpha Leaon. I hope he deflowers me
Leaon by The omnibus November 22, 2021

Yung lean affect 

Hating a song at first, but bumping it 24/7 a week later
Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right
Yung lean affect by WillyCubed August 18, 2016

female lean

When a bisexual has a preference to what they like in a human, or pansexuals.
Tom: So are you straight or bi?
Luke: I'm bi, I just have a female lean.
Tom: What is that?
Luke: It means that I'd rather date a girl than a boy, but I'll do both.
female lean by Marcus Wittenburg October 31, 2018
The most beautiful person you have ever laid eyes on. If you haven’t seen or met a Leandra then you’ve never seen true beauty. She is one the most kindest women you will ever meet, her heart is made of candy. She’s just so sweet, every time you’re around her you can’t help but smile. She’s a true gift from God, if she crosses your path you get good luck for eternity. She is so strong, her prayers will make you feel as if you’re being lifted off the ground. Jew know she’s the best when you meet her. She’s just got that thing that everybody wants.
You’ve never met Leandra??! Are you even living??
Leandra by Texan_mami September 24, 2018

lean gut 

when you drink so much lean that your liver inflates due to the liver having back-up from the amount of toxin in the lean. Exactly the same as a beer belly which is caused by alcohol instead of codine. Lean gut is a common flex due to each dose of lean costing upwards of $20 making a lean gut cost around $5000.
Damn, LUCKI be looking like he bout to give birth with that lean gut
lean gut by ClairoWipes June 28, 2022