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Leago's are shy,sweet,smart and amazingly good-looking people (but also thinks they are ugly). They are the most loyal of their friend group even though their friends bring them down. People have high expectations of them and it's hard to keep it up sometimes,but they try their best. Their usually like being alone and are obsessed with PIZZA. If you ever break up with a Leago,you will regret it. They have a hard time with relationships and most of them probably have never dated anybody. Even though they are hella insecure,Their the baddest bitches out there and you should watch your back. If your a Leago reading This,you are beautiful and know your worth (*Debby Ryan *)
#1-Yo I met this person,I think I might be in love

#2-Must be a Leago
leago by I'm in PAAAAIIIINNNN-nessa September 10, 2020
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Farmers league 

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
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lego star wars the complete saga 

Anything that is overtly oversized and sloth like.
Check out that leamoss eating two pizzas at once.
leamoss by filkro. January 19, 2010

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City 

A popular meme made from the advertisement for the lego city emergency collection sets.
A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

League of Legends

League of Legends is a method of birth control.

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."
blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006