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Relating to sperm, cuming, and/or masturbating; Fap

Whatever else you'd like it to be! aslong as the other person doesn't know what your talking about!
Bro! He just learmed himself!!!

So... I heard you were learming the other day.

How could you go off and learm without me!
Learm by x0JoNy0x December 12, 2010
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Ledermann 

Commonly a tall young German heritage female with brown hair, brown eyes and beautiful. A Ledermann usually lacks a filter and is very with and usually a comedy god.
Boy 1: Damn! That girl is smoking!

Boy 2: I've herd she is hilarious
Boy 1: Psh, she must be a Ledermann
Ledermann by Forever1234 January 9, 2014

Learmont 

A person who drops tomato sauce on another person's flip flop, shows no remorse and refuses to clean it. Commonly referred to as 'scumbag'.
Person 1: That fella Tim, I hear he's a Learmont...
Person 2: Yeah mate bastard got me last year. Had sticky heels for weeks.
Learmont by StrongThong July 12, 2013

learmenti 

A popular loomian legacy youtuber With over 54k subs. He loves the loomian twilat and is cheating on eaglit
Me:hey what are you watching on YouTube

Friend:LeArmenti

Me: wtf lemme watch with you
learmenti by UnluckyHD May 29, 2020
A word to describe a bad situation.
Today was completely learm!
Learm by Shady Joe May 25, 2009

Lepermessiah 

The screen name of an incredibly cool dude. Taken from a David Bowie song. Not to be confused with screen name used by a bunch of morons who think Metallica is God's gift to music.
kewl sn do u like metatalicaaca

No, I don't. And no, I don't want to have cyber sex. Jesus.
Lepermessiah by Lepermessiah November 19, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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