A handsome guy who knows how to treat his woman. He usually has irresitible lips and is a great lover. Most often they have their stuff together and always drive. They don't take public transportation and spends a lot of money on the best drinks. He has an extensive closet filled with a variety of sneakers and clothes because looking good is a must! Lemny's are always well dressed and groomed down to perfection. Any woman falls in love with lemny instantly because he gives them world. He's good at everything especially cooking and knows how to have a good time. They usually have great bodies because they love the gym. He's a man because he makes sure his bills are paid, his dog is feed and his girl is happy!
Girl 1: hey I know a guy who is interested in you?
Girl 2. Its ok, I already have a boyfriend. I got a lemny.
Girl 1: Damn good job girl! Let me know where I can find a lemny. I need one!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.