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Lazej
lazej
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Lazzer • lazze • lazzed • Lazzeri • Clement Lazzerini • lazer • lazer dim 700 • Lanzer • Lazerbeam • Laze
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.
I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!
The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.
A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"
A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.
A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"
A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007
Lizzet
The most amazing person on the whole entire planet. The most loyal, trustworthy, and the most flawless girl ever. She can make you feel special and worth it. She is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. When you get the chance to date one you better make sure you never lose her.
Lizzet by Bestfriend000 February 1, 2016
lezzer
A lesbian.
adam lazzara
adam lazzara by Mel Siv May 1, 2006
lazerbanger
lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010
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