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when someone orders a piece of custom made music gear and gets screwed by the builder.
"Man you seriously got lazzed on that beta lead preamp."

"My custom guitar was such a piece of shit, I totally got lazzed"
lazzed by bassdude666 December 5, 2012
Words you can keep
Italian family name that can be freely translated as "those with a great future ahead and a proud past behind". The Lazzeri normally stands in a crowd as a beacon, an icon and a role model.
Someday i´ll be as great as a Lazzeri

"My sister got herself a Lazzeri!
OMG are there still Lazzeris available! Lucky girl!"
Lazzeri by I wish it was me February 7, 2010
Related Words
lazzed Lizzed Lazzer lazed lazedric Lazeductive lazred lazze Lazzeri Lezzed
Lazed - ignoring something cause you're lazy.
have u pwned him in cs yet?
- na, i lazed teh game...
lazed by ceph February 28, 2004
To laugh so hard that you wizz in your pants; a combination of laughing and wizzing. Taken from an episode of 30 Rock.
"That episode was so funny I was lizzed all night."
Lizzed by ConspiracyTheory123 March 26, 2009
Someone who is on their 'lazz' also known as larry.

Being on their own, perhaps through no fault of their own, so not the same as a loner, but someone who has been left on their own for whatever reason.

Through bullying or isolation.
Or just generally wanting to be a 'lazzer'
'Ooh! See Naomi over there, she's a right lazzer!'
Lazzer by Naomi Huggins January 8, 2009

Lazeductive 

The act of being lazy and productive at the same time.
A: How was you weekend?
B: Pretty good, i got to sleep a lot.
A: Dude, you are so lazy.
B: I don't think so because I also did some project that I wanted to work on.
A: So, was it productive them?

B: Both, it was pretty lazeductive.

_______________________________

A:What are you doing?
B:homework!
A: yeah right!, you're on your bed and texting on your phone.
B:nope I'm preparing a presentation with Annie for next week
A: you guys are so lazeductive sometimes.
Lazeductive by Yonsoncb March 2, 2015
To be extremely wasted, and make out with random guys, as well as pee in inappropriate places
Boy 1: oh my god did you see that girl pee in the shower last night??
Boy 2: yeah she was totally lizzed
lizzed by Alison Tweds September 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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