lazyvator

When someone, usually fat, waits around for the elevator to go down only 1 floor, when the stairs are right there. This is called taking the lazyvator. Usually noticed by thinner people who are in a hurry, and has a negative connotation.

Raj: "I am so annoyed- I was trying to get down from the 10th floor all the way to the basement, and we had to stop 6 times cause all these people kept taking the lazyvator!"
Greg: "Were they eating cheetoes?"
Raj: "You bet they were!"

by schmuckaneers March 17, 2009

lavatory lemonade

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.

All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Lavatory Shrew

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

by zzwill December 1, 2011

Lavatory Draft

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.

Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"

by MyahYvette June 14, 2009

Ladygator

Ladygator: a woman who is territorial , capable of short burst of speed and like warm temperatures when mating. The most definitive way to identify a Ladygator is by paying attention to the expressions verbally used when saying goodbye to others, the species usually does so by saying "see you later, aligator". Such expression is used both to mark territory as well as a sign of affection in many contexts. Ladygators are a rare type of woman that are generally hard to be captured by "regular dudes" as they pose great physical and emotional danger to partners but, if captured by a dude, he them becomes what is vaguely called "Dudegator".

Anitta: See you later, aligator!
Ricky: Man that woman is most definetily a ladygator, I had my doubts but I now I know for sure.

Friend: Watch out cause your are now a dudegator.

by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019

Lavatory

A 'polite' name for a toilet. To some extent, the 'British' equivalent of the American 'bathroom'.

Desperate for a pee, Sara politely asked her host to show her where the lavatory was.

by Boris2 February 25, 2009

Lavatory

A (Rock/Grunge/Alternative) band from Hungary. They are influenced by 90's rock scene and oldies. Best known for their rhythmic, fuzzy and distorted guitar sound, their brilliant "singable" lyrics and the special 1 drummer/2 guitarist-singer look.

Guy 1: Hey, have you ever been to a Lavatory concert?
Guy 2: No, I haven't!
Guy 1: Yeah, I should have known 'cause you're alive...

by Peter Phillip December 29, 2007