Another word for the elevator (the regular one in buildings). Commonly used when you take the elevator instead of stairs after lunch to go up one floor only!
"We are definitely taking the lazylator after that lunch at Lisa's"
When someone, usually fat, waits around for the elevator to go down only 1 floor, when the stairs are right there. This is called taking the lazyvator. Usually noticed by thinner people who are in a hurry, and has a negative connotation.
Raj: "I am so annoyed- I was trying to get down from the 10th floor all the way to the basement, and we had to stop 6 times cause all these people kept taking the lazyvator!"
Greg: "Were they eating cheetoes?"
Raj: "You bet they were!"
Ladygator: a woman who is territorial , capable of short burst of speed and like warm temperatures when mating. The most definitive way to identify a Ladygator is by paying attention to the expressions verbally used when saying goodbye to others, the species usually does so by saying "see you later, aligator". Such expression is used both to mark territory as well as a sign of affection in many contexts. Ladygators are a rare type of woman that are generally hard to be captured by "regular dudes" as they pose great physical and emotional danger to partners but, if captured by a dude, he them becomes what is vaguely called "Dudegator".
Anitta: See you later, aligator!
Ricky: Man that woman is most definetily a ladygator, I had my doubts but I now I know for sure.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle'spool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"