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lazy-ass by thegarbagecollector March 9, 2004
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lazy ass
lazy ass by OverMyLivingBody November 25, 2014
lazy ass
A man that stays home and playes computer games all day. He never leaves his house unless his friends come over and ask him many times to do something out side. If it was up to him he would sit at home with a bowl of jumbalia and a bag of popcorn for his dinner and play Red alert all the time. Also he cant walk ten feet without getting tired. God must have been drunk when he mad this fat ugly excuse for a humanbeeing.
"No dude you are all wrong about your relgion, the earth sends us up to gather information about itself" says mark.
lazy ass by Mark seriously, brush your teeth July 3, 2004
lazy ass
A person who is extremely lazy, to the point where he will not eat even if he is starving. He'd rather stay on the couch, watch tv and stay on AIM.
vincent: im such a lazy ass
: like
: i'll be starving
: but too lazy to go out to get something to eat
: so i end up not eating a meal
: like
: i'll be starving
: but too lazy to go out to get something to eat
: so i end up not eating a meal
lazy ass by sam la awesome June 2, 2006
lazy ass
The lazy ass, related to the lazy eye, is a common affliction for the sleep-deprived. Whilst one glute may move perfectly normally, the other lacks ambition and direction. It often fails to move and may start twitching.
lazy ass
lazy ass by Charred pudding March 1, 2010
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